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EnglandxReader: A New England (CONTEST ENTRY)

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EnglandxReader: A New England (contest theme "Spring")


-------AUTHOR'S NOTE------

Taking a quick break from the Sick Day series to enter #PrussiaandEngland 's Spring contest. ENJOY!!! Oh, and, uh, Raven Moone is my pen name, so....
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Spring is the season of rebirth and renewal, as well as the season of romance~

England locked the chest tightly. He was throwing away his bad-boy past of piracy & punk-rock. He was going to become a true British gentleman now.'And maybe' he thought hopefully 'I won't have to be alone anymore.' After he made sure he had either destroyed or locked away all evidence of his past, Arthur Kirkland left his house to take a leisurely stroll through the park. After all, London in the Springtime is beautiful, as long as it isn't raining.

The blonde walked around, enjoying himself, when he stopped in his tracks. Outside of a small shop was a beautiful young woman, selling flowers. Her (h/l)(h/c) hair was adorned with tiny white flowers. Her (e/c) eyes were full of life. Her work uniform consisted of a knee-length, sunflower-yellow dress and a (fave color) apron. Without realizing it, Arthur found himself drifting towards her. But he wasn't the only one.

"Heeeeeey there, cutie~! Wanna *hic* ditch work and *hic* keep me company?" a loud, drunken Danish man slurred and tried to wrap his arms around the now-nervous girl. Arthur grabbed one of the man's arms and glared him down.

"Sir, I'd highly suggest you hit the road. NOW." the girl looked up at the Brit in shock, a soft pink blush dusting her face. The Dane, terrified of the infamous wrath of England, ran away quickly. The girl walked over to Arthur and smiled.

"Thank you, sir...you didn't have to do that." she blushed as she took in his appearance. His hair was shaggy & dirty blonde. His eyebrows were very...intriguing, to say the least. His radiant emerald eyes pierced into her very soul. He was dressed simply, yet handsomely, in a semi-formal/semi-casual suit. He blushed from her stare and looked away shyly.

"N-No, I couldn't just stand by and allow that man to harass you. It was my duty as an English gentleman." she smiled meekly and then seemed to have an idea. The (h/type)-haired girl searched through her flowers, pulling out a blue rose corsage.

"Well, Mister Gentleman, at least accept a token of my appreciation. After all, roses are the national flower of England." Arthur blushed more as he took the rose and fixed it onto his suit. As he did so, Flying Mint Bunny started chanting "England's got a CRUSH~! England's got a CRUSH~!" in a sing-song voice.

"Um, I-I'm ________, by the way. _________  ___(last name)___." she fidgeted bashfully. England smiled 'She's so cute...if I was still a pirate or a punk, I'd never meet a woman like her. But if I did, I'd--NONONONO, bad Arthur, bad! How can someone so innocent give me such dirty thoughts?!' he fought with himself mentally.

"I-I'm Arthur Kirkland. Pleasure to make your acquaintance, Miss ________." he looked over at the small building. It was called "Wonderland Cafe & Books". Arthur's gaze fell on the "Help Wanted" sign in the window near the front door. _______ noticed.

"Oh, are you interested in the job opening? We're pretty understaffed...I have to do several jobs every shift: waitress, cook, bookstore assistant, AND I set up this stall on sunny days in the Spring, Summer, and early Autumn. I need help, otherwise I'll have to close the stand..." ________ sighed. Arthur's brows furrowed. He didn't like the idea of a young lady having to work so hard.

"Where do I sign up? I'm not much of a cook, but I can do any of those other jobs you mentioned with ease." _____'s eyes widened with shock and she smiled brightly. She took Arthur inside the shop and showed him around before  leading him to the door to the manager's office. England's eye twitched at the name on the door: "Boss France".

"France runs this place?! Good grief..."

"Oh, you know about the whole 'personified countries' thing?" _________ tilted her head like a confused puppy. Arthur felt his face heat up.

"Y-Yes, I'm actually the personification of England." _______'s eyes filled with admiration.

"That's amazing! No wonder you're such a gentleman!" she knocked on the office door. A flirty 'Come in!' was heard, and England felt his pride scream out in protest. But it was too late now. He walked in behind ________, secretly observing the sway of her hips & backside as she walked.

"Mr. Boss, sir, this man just saved me from this really pervy drunk just a few minutes ago and then he saw our 'Help Wanted' sign and--" France finally tore his eyes away from his 'book' (more like porn hidden inside of a book) and, upon seeing England, let out a string of French swear words. England covered ______'s ears with his hands.

"Bloody hell Francis, there's a young woman in the room! Watch your language!"

"What are you doing 'ere [here], you black sheep of Europe?! Take a job if you want one, just please don't kill me! I'm too beautiful to die!" the Frenchman hid under his desk in terror. Arthur sighed and walked out of the office, then the cafe.

"W-Wait! Mr. Kirkland, wait!!" he turned around in shock and saw _______ running after him, though she tripped and fell before she reached him. Arthur ran back to ________ and helped her to her feet.

"Are you alright, love?" the girl blushed at his words and held back a fangirl-ish squeal.

"I-I'm fine Mr. Kir---"

"Arthur, love...and you aren't fine, you're bleeding!" the Englishman gasped. _______ looked down in confusion. Her knees were bleeding a bit and her arms were scratched up, but nothing major. Then she she felt something dripping down her forehead. Something...warm. Arthur lifted her up like a princess and carried her into the cafe. He found a bench inside and placed her down gently on her back, the way a parent would place their infant in their crib. Another employee saw this and rushed over with a first-aide kit.

"_________, you crazy klutz! Your forehead's bleeding! AGAIN!!" the girl had thick, raven-colored curls and deep brown eyes, a small mole beneath her left one. She wore wide-rimmed glasses and the same work uniform as _______, but with a light gray apron. She handed the first-aide kit to Arthur.

"I'm sorry love, this is my fault. Now please, hold still..." he murmured to ___________ as he cleaned the wound on her head. The other girl picked up on the lovey-dovey atmosphere & let out a soft "Trol kol kol kol~", causing the Brit to look at her, seriously disturbed.

"And...you are?" the *cough* VERTICALLY CHALLENGED *cough* girl smiled, revealing her dimples.

"I'm Raven, the assistant manager! I do most of Francey-pants-frog-face's work, though. But when he quits, I will become SUPREME BOSS!" a Russia-like aura surrounded her, then quickly dispersed "So, you're the newbie? AWESOMESAUCE! I'll go pick out a uniform for you~!" and with that, she literally pranced off, leaving Arthur very, VERY confused.

"That was Raven, the assistant manager. We call her the Goddess of Random. She enjoys her title a bit too much." ________ laughed. England blushed at the sound of it. 'This is going to be....interesting...'

~~~Ned the Time-Skip Bear apologizes for the author putting herself in the story~~~

It was now the one-year anniversary of Arthur joining the Wonderland staff. He, ________ and Raven had all become fast friends. He learned that Raven acted kind of like Russia at times because they were dating, which had made him  burst out laughing. Which in turn made _______ have to stop Raven from breaking England's skull with a broomstick. As for France, he got over the fact that England was now part of his staff and went back to flirting with _______ (but not Raven, since Russia would probably murder him a few times over). Raven would beat him up with one of her brooms whenever she caught him, but he didn't stop.

Today, however, Raven was at some sort of meeting (according to Francis), meaning Arthur would have to take charge and protect ______ from his fellow country.

"___________, could you come into my office for a second?" France smirked, setting off England's 'something-isn't-right' senses. But innocent lil' _________ agreed and went with her boss to his office. France locked the door the moment they stepped inside.

"_________, mon amour [my love], I am your boss. So either do as I say or kiss your paycheck adieu [goodbye]." ____ looked at him in shock. France began to slip off her apron, but _________ kicked him "below the belt" and started screaming "SEXUAL HARASSMENT" at the top of her lungs. Arthur heard her cries and flung off his Union Jack-print apron. He tried to open the door, but it was locked tightly. 'Screw being a gentleman! I have to save _______!!!' he roundhouse-kicked the door down, revealing a sight that filled him with pure rage: France had ______ pinned to his desk, and she was crying. England pulled the pervert off of his crush and sucker punched him in the face, knocking him to the ground.

"You keep your bloody hands away from her, you hear me?! KEEP YOUR BLOODY MITTS OFF OF MY ________!!!" he shouted into his fellow Ally's face. _________, who was fixing her clothes and retrieving her apron, blushed fiercely. Suddenly, in burst Raven, followed by a visibly enraged Russia.

"HOLY SWEET WHALE CARCASS! What happened here?!" Raven gasped dramatically, throwing up her hands like a true Italian. France managed to stand up, gripping his broken nose. He glared straight at England.

"You...you and ____ are both FIRED! Because zhat [that] is what happens when you dizobey [disobey] zhe [the] boss!" _______ looked like she was about to cry, but Raven spoke up again.

"Not so fast, evildoer! As assistant manager, I can veto your decisions if I deem them biased or inappropriate! So I now UN-fire them!! Oh, and by the way, after I woke up in the broom closet after you DRUGGED me, I called my TOTALLY EPIC boyfriend here, who happens to be VERY protective of me!" France gulped audibly as he turned to face Russia, who was holding his ice pick, not bothering to mask his murderous glare.

"You will pay for drugging my Sunflower, da?" he hissed as he dragged the terrified man outside with him, raven skipping out after them, her smirk looking just like the Troll face. Arthur ran over to ________ and hugged her tightly.

"_________, love, are you hurt? He didn't harm you, did he?! I'm so sorry about that outburst...the truth is, I used to be a pirate...then a punk...but last Spring I decided to renew myself and become a better person, but I'm still such a git--" he was cut off by a soft kiss on the cheek.

"This makes twice you've saved me. You're not a git Arthur....I-I love you. No matter who or what you used to be, I love you for who you are now." ...well there went all of Arthur's self control. He crashed his lips into ________'s passionately, surprising her. the kiss got more & more heated until the need for air broke it off. Arthur kissed the tip of ________'s nose gently.

"I love you too. And Spring isn't just the season of rebirth..." he switched over to his pirate accent as he breathed down _________'s neck, giving her goosebumps "...Spring be the season of romance, love~"

***********************And thus, Pinata!France was born!******************
This is for :iconprussiaandengland:'s Spring contest.

Also, this is crap.

"Holy sweet whale carcass" is a reference from [link]

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Whybot221's avatar
I'd love to watch Ivan kick France's ass...i wonder if candy will fall out of him